METHODIST LEISURE INC. / SHORT ATTENTION SPAN

1. GOTO80 / Hey! Hey! Hey!
2. Koji Kondo / You're Fired
3. Fat Day / All Your Winning Colours
4. Sissy Spacek / Gore Jet 2
5. Best Fwends / KKKK
6. Squirrels / Kill Noel Edmonds, Pt. 2
7. Rocket for Ethiopia / I Wanna Puke On Your Car
8. Thee Fair Ohs / I'm a Woman, I'm Your Wife
9. Pens / Know 'Bout Me
10. Tigers on Vaseline / Non-Nipular Candy Corn
11. Atom and His Package / Bloody Lip (I Hate You Cover)
12. Ultimate Thrush / Pressure (Negative Approach Cover)
13. Total Abuse / Hatred
14. Thee Makeout Party! / Can't Leave the House
15. Baby Guts / Tarantula
16. Gay Beast / 3 Pairs of Eyes (Short Attention Span edit)
17. Mongst / Night Heat
18. Gerty Farish / The Friendliest Dog in the Whole World
19. Killer Dreamer / EFGH
20. Japanther / Gas Station
21. Plaaydoh / Motown
22. Trash Kit / Chinese Boy
23. Beards / History of the Atom (Short Attention Span edit)
24. Cruddy / Ready, Set, Let Go
25. Shearing Pinx / Q (People Unknown)
26. Foot Village / Wherever The Fuck Arnold Schwarzenegger's From
27. Black Time / Magazines
28. Finally Punk / Perks of Old People
29. Teeth!!!! / NMBERS
30. Agaskodo Teliverek / Liquorice Pogostick Massacre
31. Vivian Girls / Snack Attack (Hardcore Remix)
32. Father's Day / Are You Asleep Out There?
33. Natural Numbers / By Proxy
34. Cutting Pink with Knives / Fuck You, I'm the King of France
35. Cerebral Ballzy / Anthem (Short Attention Span edit)
36. Barf Bag / Chunky Fluid/Weed Snorter
37. The Death Set / On The Street
38. Dumb Haircuts / Mangos
39. Pheromoans / The Popularity Files
40. Rapid Youth / Grave Giggle
41. Mutators / VVV (Short Attention Span edit)
42. Brat Poison / 40 Fucking Blocks
43. Chaps / Catnaps
44. The Sneezes / Radu Spaghetti
- Bonus Tracks -
45. Rocket for Ethiopia / Playgrounds Have Been Deserted
46. Father's Day / Get a Haircut
47. Shearing Pinx / W
48. Fat Day / Dub
49. Finally Punk / Manatee
50. Japanther / Gas Station (Live)
51. Gerty Farish / Rugbutt

	SHORT ATTENTION SPAN, Vol. 1 51 Tracks / 29 Minutes Released 28/09/09 (World Rabies Day) Methodist #1 The original Methodist freebie release - 51 spaz anthems with an average length of 34 seconds. Gathering punk, noise, hardcore, garage, grindcore, pop punk and weirdo music from all over the world with a rad-as-fuck roster of bands. No fucking grown ups. Dedicated to Beau Velasco of the Death Set who sadly passed on the date of release of this comp. Volume two soon, we promise.


BANDS & TRACKS 1. GOTO80 / Hey! Hey! Hey! 2. Koji Kondo / You're Fired 3. Fat Day / All Your Winning Colours 4. Sissy Spacek / Gore Jet 2 5. Best Fwends / KKKK 6. Squirrels / Kill Noel Edmonds, Pt. 2 7. Rocket for Ethiopia / I Wanna Puke On Your Car 8. Thee Fair Ohs / I'm a Woman, I'm Your Wife 9. Pens / Know 'Bout Me 10. Tigers on Vaseline / Non-Nipular Candy Corn 11. Atom and His Package / Bloody Lip (I Hate You Cover) 12. Ultimate Thrush / Pressure (Negative Approach Cover) 13. Total Abuse / Hatred 14. Thee Makeout Party! / Can't Leave the House 15. Baby Guts / Tarantula 16. Gay Beast / 3 Pairs of Eyes (Short Attention Span edit) 17. Mongst / Night Heat 18. Gerty Farish / The Friendliest Dog in the Whole World 19. Killer Dreamer / EFGH 20. Japanther / Gas Station 21. Plaaydoh / Motown 22. Trash Kit / Chinese Boy 23. Beards / History of the Atom (Short Attention Span edit) 24. Cruddy / Ready, Set, Let Go 25. Shearing Pinx / Q (People Unknown) 26. Foot Village / Wherever The Fuck Arnold Schwarzenegger's From 27. Black Time / Magazines 28. Finally Punk / Perks of Old People 29. Teeth!!!! / NMBERS 30. Agaskodo Teliverek / Liquorice Pogostick Massacre 31. Vivian Girls / Snack Attack (Hardcore Remix) 32. Father's Day / Are You Asleep Out There? 33. Natural Numbers / By Proxy 34. Cutting Pink with Knives / Fuck You, I'm the King of France 35. Cerebral Ballzy / Anthem (Short Attention Span edit) 36. Barf Bag / Chunky Fluid/Weed Snorter 37. The Death Set / On The Street 38. Dumb Haircuts / Mangos 39. Pheromoans / The Popularity Files 40. Rapid Youth / Grave Giggle 41. Mutators / VVV (Short Attention Span edit) 42. Brat Poison / 40 Fucking Blocks 43. Chaps / Catnaps 44. The Sneezes / Radu Spaghetti - Bonus Tracks - 45. Rocket for Ethiopia / Playgrounds Have Been Deserted 46. Father's Day / Get a Haircut 47. Shearing Pinx / W 48. Fat Day / Dub 49. Finally Punk / Manatee 50. Japanther / Gas Station (Live) 51. Gerty Farish / Rugbutt	LISTEN NOW 02 You're Fired.mp3 05 KKKK.mp3 12 Pressure.mp3 13 Hatred.mp3 18 The Friendliest Dog in the Whole World.mp3 46 Get a Haircut [Bonus Track].mp3 48 Dub [Bonus Track].mp3 50 Gas Station (Live) [Bonus Track].mp3
PRESS "Swell" - Niche Homo zine "Super fun!" - Upset The Rhythm "You could think the thing a completist overview of the various dank corners of punk, garage and hardcore bubbling over these days" - Impose "29 minutes of noise, punk and fun from bands you’ve never heard of (and some that you'll never want to hear from again)" - Neu "Awesome... some of the most righteous bands around right now" - Sex is Disgusting Platform Magazine feature

NOTES Put together in a bedroom for free distribution / bootleg / whatever by Harry Hunt (Methodist Leisure Inc.) '08-'09. All copyright belongs to the bands themselves, if they care. All bands have given full consent for the distribution of their music as part of this compilation, many writing songs specifically and exclusively for it, the rest of the tracks appear on various rad LPs and other releases (which I wish I could list in full). You are strongly encouraged to spread this around as much as you can and play it at your birthday party, dude.